Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Randomize
