the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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