she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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