Can Purell be used as lube?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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