Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
be right there i have to get my cape
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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