garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
so that wasnt chicken after all
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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