I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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