I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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