You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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