Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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