Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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