It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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