Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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