i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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