....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
pray to the hookup gods
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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