Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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