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(508): View more from Massachusetts

So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.

(1-508): View more from Massachusetts

Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome

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(727): View more from Florida

I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week

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(206): View more from Washington

You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke

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(917): View more from New York City

She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon

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