i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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