She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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