I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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