Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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