So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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