if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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