Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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