People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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