where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
If that was your dad, he is hot
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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