dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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