I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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