It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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