I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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