god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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