I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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