And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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