Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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