Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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