Say something about gay babies.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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