ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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