I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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