didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Let's get the cat blown out
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
