I wanna passion pit in your ass
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
MIDGETS
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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