let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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