Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
