i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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