question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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