ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
