Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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