Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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