I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
