ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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