Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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