i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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