why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I DEMAND FORESKIN
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
