So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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