I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i think i have herpe
just one?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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