That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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