Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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