with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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